Displayed inside a glass case on the third floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a electric pink suit donned by the entertainer. His concert in front of a massive crowd of attendees was considered a success.
Perhaps you don't like his music. You might think he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. Or you could adopt a balanced view, conceding that some hits are belting while others are poor.
The central idea is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to craft music or even the longest format.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
Test cricket boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon external factors.
The climate, the hour of play, the red ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the wicket.
If the format is an artistic pursuit, the wicket is the canvas on which the cricketers create their art.
A Broken-Down Battle: The MCG Match
The Boxing Day fixture between the old rivals was an abstract version of cricket, the traditional sport broken apart and stuck back together in abstract form.
This is not a defence of the pitch which resulted in a victory and the second two-day Test of the Ashes battle.
Having 10mm of grass on the pitch, causing numerous dismissals being taken in less than six sessions, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Varied History: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a inferior show, one that should be marked with an asterisk as illegitimate, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a rich tapestry, over two thousand matches and ongoing. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball moves excessively for the pace bowlers. Sometimes, it turns square on a dust bowl. Sometimes, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it explodes.
The close matches are particularly captivating owing to the investment made during quieter periods.
Adjustment: The True Test
Certain variables are accepted more easily than others.
The debate in during the match was that the equilibrium was weighted unfairly towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were unable from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – interpreting the situation and adjusting appropriately. The best individual scores were made by recognized batters. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Go and inform the supporters who have experienced years of defeat that this wasn't compelling.
In one section of the ground, countless fans waved their flags and created an atmosphere, producing a carnival vibe in a heartland of sport.
There was belief as the attack surged, impetus when the top order scored quickly, and rapturous celebration when the victory was confirmed.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has form with controversial surfaces. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a pitch with the character of a a non-event.
That contest was a slog, with minimal action and interminable tedium. This recent match and that slow Test are polar opposites of the range – neither ideal, yet significance can be found in them.
Deep into the series into the ongoing battle, it is the shortest games that will live longest in the collective consciousness.
"This isn't the end of the format at all," observed a veteran. "Fans who have been fortunate to see these 48 hours have been given some real entertainment. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the build-up to this Test, the captain talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his back.
The players responded for him, reinstating the positive demeanor to his countenance.
New faces stepped up with crucial roles. These are baby steps, hardly enough to ensure long-term futures, but a foundation to develop from.
In the end, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other notable performances in dead rubbers.
As the fans departed into a beautiful night, the squad assembled on the field to commence their own festivities.
Savour the moment, boys. It's well deserved.